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"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"

Paul Klee

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Dreams I have had...

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Ball Pool Peril

Window in the Sky.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Bishop with a crozier case.

Picasso Cloud.

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"Meow...."

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Flower Painting

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"