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'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'

Marcel Duchamp caricature

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Astral Projection

Crab with a clown face.

Convenience.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Surreal ale

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Escher exhibition first floor

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I can't WAIT to see it."

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Thermidor Dali

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Breakfast surreal.

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Man Ray

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Fun at the Fair.

It's from his Swiss period

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

David Lynch

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'