Surrealism Explorer Gifts

'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Crab with a clown face.

Convenience.

Surreal ale

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Thermidor Dali

Breakfast surreal.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

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Artist depicts cow as large steak.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"