Surrealist Explorer Gifts

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

"What am I doing here and why am I sat on a giant stick of butter?"

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Camel and Snake resemblance.

"We don't have job titles here. Not only that, we don't even use our names. Actually, I don't even work here. To be honest, this is probably all a dream."

'Your reflection is sick today so I'm fillin' in for him.'

'I think the cartoonist is trying to cover all his options.'

'Hi! You must be an absurdist - or are you just absurd?'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Insomnia

Paul Klee

Crab with a clown face.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Those Were The Days

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'You're no Pollock.'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Window in the Sky.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

Picasso Cloud.

'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1