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'There's something very odd here.'

"If it wasn't for the mirage I'd think I was going mad."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

Truth

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Vacation Bus Photo

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Desert Roundabout

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'

Airport

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Adolescencia"

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

'Go to Hell'