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'There's something very odd here.'

"If it wasn't for the mirage I'd think I was going mad."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Astral Projection

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Vacation Bus Photo

Truth

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Desert Roundabout

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Airport

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Adolescencia"

'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."