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'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

'I didn't think Elspeth had a musical bone in her body.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Proposal

Rating the Sunset

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

"They ruin the landscape!"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Alexander Graham Bell's second phone call.

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

God bless our all-electric home.

Paleo Camp

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

'You're early!...'

"I can't think of it but I know the Greeks have a name for it. Unfortunately, I'm Roman."

Christopher Colombus' Dog

No Caption. (Egyptians seen playing pool and instead of racking the balls in a triangle flat on the pool table, the balls are seen racked in a pyramid fashion.)