Explorer Admirer Prints

'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

'I didn't think Elspeth had a musical bone in her body.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Proposal

Rating the Sunset

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

God bless our all-electric home.

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

Paleo Camp

'You're early!...'

"I can't think of it but I know the Greeks have a name for it. Unfortunately, I'm Roman."

Inventing the roulette wheel.

Arctic Tongue