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"Come on, hop on. Do you want to find the bone or not?!"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Hadrian's Wall

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

Pyramids exploding.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Museum.

Haunted museum

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"See...polystyrene!"