Excavation Admirer Mugs

"Come on, hop on. Do you want to find the bone or not?!"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Hadrian's Wall

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The First Cone of Shame.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

I'm With Stooped

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Pyramids exploding.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Museum.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Haunted museum

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Unravel me.

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"See...polystyrene!"