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'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'(Sigh!) I'm WAY behind in my reading.'

"See...polystyrene!"

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"Please don't blow it out, I've just invented it."

"I just discovered something very interesting. Go down to the river...and you'll see it."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"...and what makes you think we have Eygptian moles, son?"

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The tomb of Ontap the Imiber.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

'Hi, I haven't seen you for ages!'

"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."

A cave painting of a hunter with thumbs up symbols.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Hadrian's Wall

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Trojan Hurdler.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I think it was an election year."

A trevor of trainspotters

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Pyramid catflap...

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

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