Dinosaur Jokes Aficionado Pillows

"My marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic is a park, right?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Jurassic Pork.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Jurassic Pork