Dinosaur Jokes Aficionado Prints

"My marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic is a park, right?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Look! No hands!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'