Youthful Joker Prints

Upside-down birthday 61-19.

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

"It makes you look old."

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Complaints Desk

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Adult Absence Notes.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

'At least you still think I'm great, don't you, boy?'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'This milk smells funny.'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Bat Signal with Blue Ticks

'Nuff said.