Number Joker Gifts

Frank was right not to trust statistics...the numbers lie!

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'How about a game of cards?'

Get crazy once in a while

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Wealth Juggler.

"A little under done?"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'The numbers aren't working.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Toilet humour

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

No infrastructure problem here

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'A room with double beds, please.'