Id Joker Gifts

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Lion!'

"Let's make it a few minutes longer and add more inside jokes."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

A clown & his clone.

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.

A scientist pushing a custard pie in his colleague's face

'Psych!'

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.

Bat Signal with Blue Ticks

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'