Id Joker Prints

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'A room with double beds, please.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

A clown & his clone.

"Let's make it a few minutes longer and add more inside jokes."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Lion!'

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

Reboot Me.

A scientist pushing a custard pie in his colleague's face

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

I'm in a Beatles-inspired band with a few buddies. One guy is a software engineer who wrote a song about a lengthy, convoluted program. It's called the "The Long and Winding Code." The magazine editor wrote a song about checking articles for accuracy. It's titled "Facts Man." And there's a song by the factory foreman about sullen workers tightening nuts all day. It's call "Twist and Pout." You should do a song warning about the wordplay. We have one! The title is "Here Comes the Pun"!

Bat Signal with Blue Ticks