Number Joker Pillows

Frank was right not to trust statistics...the numbers lie!

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'How about a game of cards?'

Get crazy once in a while

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Wealth Juggler.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"A little under done?"

Follow me on Twitter...

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'The numbers aren't working.'

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'