Poker Joker Pillows

'How about a game of cards?'

"Wasn't Gracie teaching you how to play poker?"

"This is a silly, childish game! It's not worth my time and effort."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Dogs and their thoughts

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You know too much,'

Little league world series of poker.

Good News about winter

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Fish hunting for men.

Get crazy once in a while

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Shoes Make The Man

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."