Poker Joker Pillows

'How about a game of cards?'

"Wasn't Gracie teaching you how to play poker?"

"This is a silly, childish game! It's not worth my time and effort."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Dogs and their thoughts

Good News about winter

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Little league world series of poker.

Fish hunting for men.

Candid Camera store.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Get crazy once in a while

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."