Gambling Joker Pillows

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

Note Book

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Adult Absence Notes.

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

Hiker's right of way.

'Lion!'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"Run for your lives! It's one of those sovereign wealth funds."

Ed becomes fully vested in his company's retirement plan.