Casino Jokers Pillows

'Yeah, I tried that once.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Photobooth Photobomb

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"That's the deep end."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Lion!'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Modern animal communication

Bob has invited you to like his site 'People Who Hate To Get Invitations To Like Sites'.

"I studied ancient history while I was out sick. I read the magazines in my doctor's office."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

Turkey tries to hitchhike into 'January'.

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."

"Any other strengths?"

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."