Casino Jokers Pillows

'Yeah, I tried that once.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Photobooth Photobomb

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Follow me on Twitter...

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"That's the deep end."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'Lion!'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Modern animal communication

Pinata Pranks

"I studied ancient history while I was out sick. I read the magazines in my doctor's office."

Turkey tries to hitchhike into 'January'.

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

Bob has invited you to like his site 'People Who Hate To Get Invitations To Like Sites'.

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."

"Any other strengths?"

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'