Gambling Joker Mugs

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

Note Book

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

Follow me on Twitter...

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Adult Absence Notes.

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

'Lion!'

Hiker's right of way.

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

'You know, Tom...Even after getting million dollar bonuses I can still enjoy the small things in life! Like stealing lunches from the staff fridge.'