Alphabet Joker Pillows

The alphabet soup that bites back!

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Hi, your IT section sent me to test the network sockets.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

A clown & his clone.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Lion!'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

Cloning Around