Alphabet Joker Mugs

The alphabet soup that bites back!

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

A clown & his clone.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Lion!'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Hi, your IT section sent me to test the network sockets.'

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around