King Of Games T-Shirts

Remember, don't just LET me win.

Yeah, Bob, aces are low again.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

The Royal Wii

King of Music.

"Tarzan no want computer."

King Pin

King completes rubik's cube.

The Royal Wii.

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

King goes golfing.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

The Knockout.

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

Johannes Brahms.

Sergei Rachmaninov

The Motives of Footballers

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

King of the Swingers.

Daddy cool.

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.

'It's blueberry...Blackbirds are out of season.'