Knockout Lover Mugs

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Mike Tyson

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Movies vs. Films

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

The Knockout.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Weak Knights

Ask me about my uppercut.

"It's a niche movie. Then there's a car chase, and – bam – mass market."

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

Parsifal

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

Knockout!

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'

'Boss, come here quick!'

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

'...so then Hortense left him, and - Arthur, are you listening to me?'

Woman knitting jumper from husband's beard.

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'What did you think I meant when I said I wanted to go clubbing?'

A typical day in sock puppet land.

The Beer Channel.