Knee Toucher T-Shirts

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

'Just made a pass. I'm running for the end zone.'

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

'We've met our goal for the year...we're still alive!'

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

Man selling kneepads to desert crawlers.

Ballet Shoes

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."

'Are you any good at untying knots'

The frustration of a nagging injury.