Knee Toucher Gifts

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

'Just made a pass. I'm running for the end zone.'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

'We've met our goal for the year...we're still alive!'

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

Then you go over me … I go around you … and ta-da! A double fisherman's bend! Next-level leash knot.

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

Man selling kneepads to desert crawlers.

Now that my knees are bad, I only chase pickleballs.

'Are you any good at untying knots'

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."

Ballet Shoes

"I think I've invented a new knot!"