Tv Toucher Gifts

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Tree house.

TV-Man

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Och lye the news'

Solar Panel

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Come die with me.'

Remote control wars.

'Interactive TV news.'

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

It's a Dog's life

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

News Reporters.