Tv Toucher Gifts

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Tree house.

TV-Man

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Och lye the news'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Solar Panel

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Remote control wars.

'Come die with me.'

Young Houdini

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Interactive TV news.'

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'