Tv Toggle Master Gifts

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

"They grow up so fast."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Club DJ.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

One Man and Two Trucks

Stick man throws arm for dog

Printing Room

What Dads Are Made of,,,

"It's so boring out there."

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

Olde Time Dance Society

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

"I wouldn't mind the title 'Assistant Accountant', Jack... except I'm the firm's only accountant!"

"Touch that control and I'll punch your lights out..."

"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.

Guy hauling a Uhaul truck.

"If you want feedback from the boss, turn up your volume and stand closer to him."

"The fact that you forecast the winner of the TV cooking contest does NOT make you a chef!"

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"

Duel in the sun room.

Policlicks.

Mute. It is sort of like saying "shut up," but no

'My Dad is good with the remote control because he practices.'

With a little ingenuity, Howie was able to feel like he was truly channel surfing.

"You'll have to watch the Super Bowl another night. I've got shopping channel fever."

'I really admire Paul. He's able to switch off work once he leaves the office.'

"Someday, Son, this remote will be yours."

"Why do they have to make remote control buttons so far apart?"

Royal Flush

'When they go back to school, you'll be able to try out your Father's Day gift.'

"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."

Figure conducts a choir of televsions.

"You changed the channel! I told you I was watching my favorite reality show! What part of 'I'm watching my favorite reality show' don't you understand?"