Knots Gifts

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Crotchet

'Help!'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Know Your Knots!

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

'It's not as easy as it looks.'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

A never ending 3D maze knot.

'Are you any good at untying knots'

'Hi! I'm Pastor Bancroft and I'll be tying the knot this evening.'

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."

Then you go over me … I go around you … and ta-da! A double fisherman's bend! Next-level leash knot.

The Granny Knot.