Disconnecting Gifts

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"Please hold my calls."

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'Hey, we are roughing it out here! Only 45 minutes of IMing a night, you hear me?'

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

You're fired, Figby. If you've given us the best years of your life, we don't want to see the worst!

Class Reunion.

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

"Honey, I've got to get going, I'm still searching for the forest."

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

Social Networking or Death

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

Hell has no wi-fi.