"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"
Disconnect Seekers Gifts
Looking for a gift for that creative soul who loves to disconnect from screens and reconnect with real life? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items designed to inspire relaxation and digital detox. Perfect for those who appreciate a break from the buzz and want to embrace the art of doing nothing, these products blend wit and warmth to give a meaningful gift that encourages balance and mindfulness.
"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
WiFi Signals
Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.
"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."
'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'
My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."
"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"
They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.
'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'
"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."
"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."
Rustic Campgrounds.
The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)
Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?
Unplugged.
"Please hold my calls."
"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."
"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."
The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.
"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."
Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart
"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."
Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.
Connecting
"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."
Online Couples Therapy
After 15 years Mike was released
A cold day in Hell.
New Years Resolutions 2021.
Falcon finds Waldo
Disconnect Seekers Gifts Collection
Disconnect Seekers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for disconnect seekers who enjoy a good brew and a moment of peace—perfect for those who cherish their digital detox.
Disconnect Seekers Pillows
Check out our pillows that invite relaxation and remind us to unwind. Great for creating a sanctuary away from digital distractions.
Disconnect Seekers Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that encourage mindfulness and disconnecting from digital noise, perfect for any cozy space or retreat.
Disconnect Seekers T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that celebrate the art of disconnecting. Perfect for casual days when you prefer real-world fun over screen time.