Digital Disconnect Explorers Gifts

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"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Baby Screen Time

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Virtual Lap Dancing

Social media and privacy

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'Currently I'm an alternative journalist.'

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

"The end is near." "Ya think?"