Digitally Detached Adventurer Gifts

"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Cellphone Islands

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Desert wifi

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

The Wiki Man.

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."