Digitally Detached Adventurer Pillows

"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Obsession with the Internet.

Cellphone Islands

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Desert wifi

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."