Digital Disconnect Explorers Pillows

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"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Baby Screen Time

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Social media and privacy

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

'Currently I'm an alternative journalist.'

There's some guy in the caf

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."

GooGoo Search Engine.

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

"The end is near." "Ya think?"