Disconnect Seekers Pillows

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

Rustic Campgrounds.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

Unplugged.

"Please hold my calls."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.

Connecting

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

Online Couples Therapy

After 15 years Mike was released

A cold day in Hell.

New Years Resolutions 2021.

Falcon finds Waldo