Disconnect Seeker Pillows

"Isn't this view amazing."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Giant Sale!

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Shrink

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Someone has had a hard day!

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Brain Charger

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Unplugged.

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."

Connecting

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.

After 15 years Mike was released

Online Couples Therapy

New Years Resolutions 2021.

"Links"

Falcon finds Waldo