"Isn't this view amazing."
Disconnect Seeker Mugs
Find the perfect mug for your disconnect seeker—designed to inspire quiet moments, creative pauses, and a sense of calm. Ideal for sipping coffee or tea alone.
'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'
"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.
"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."
'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
Giant Sale!
"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."
Shrink
'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'
"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"
Someone has had a hard day!
"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."
"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."
The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)
Brain Charger
Bob's Bar tightens it's belt by reducing happy hour to happy minute.
"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."
Unplugged.
Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?
'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'
The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.
"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."
"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."
Connecting
"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."
'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'
Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.
After 15 years Mike was released
'This is a song about losing something you dearly love, searching for it everywhere and finally finding it only to lose it again. I call it 'Lookin' for my remote in all the wrong places'!'
Online Couples Therapy
New Years Resolutions 2021.
"Links"
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