Digital Disconnect Seeker Mugs

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

“So much for Google Maps.”

Surge pricing at the burger place.

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

Hell has no wi-fi.

"Can I call you back? I'm shopping."

Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones

"I just sent you a friend request."

"Dammit! - Can't get a signal..."

"You take a bite, then you check your phone. You take a bite, then you check your phone. . ."

"Isn't this view amazing."

"Mrs Miggins! It's been brought to my attention that you're not answering your e-mails!"

Throat messaging

"What do you mean 'you haven't got a telephone'?"