Digital Disconnecter Mugs

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Live Stream

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'We don't text anymore.'

Books and Phones

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

'IT support? I need a hug..'

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

The End of the Internet

"Sorry, but my battery died and I don’t know what to look at?"

Raining Cell Phones.

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"