Digital Disconnecter Gifts

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Live Stream

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"

'We don't text anymore.'

Books and Phones

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'IT support? I need a hug..'

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

The End of the Internet

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

Raining Cell Phones.

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

Have your people friend my people.

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

"Sorry, but my battery died and I don’t know what to look at?"