Disconnect Enthusiast Pillows

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"What do you mean 'you haven't got a telephone'?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

Lovers greeting each other

"Please hold my calls."

'Male and Female He created them.'

"It must be his beeper."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

You're fired, Figby. If you've given us the best years of your life, we don't want to see the worst!

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

“So much for Google Maps.”

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

Woman on train with megaphone, "Oh Geoffrey I do so hate these long goodbyes!"

"Someone went through my car!"

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

"It's the school run."

'I know there are a lot of Smiths about but is there a teeny-weeny chance we could be related?'

Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones

'It's so refreshing to meet someone who doesn't blog.'

Hell has no wi-fi.