Disconnect Enthusiast Pillows

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"What do you mean 'you haven't got a telephone'?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

Lovers greeting each other

"Please hold my calls."

'Male and Female He created them.'

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"It must be his beeper."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

You're fired, Figby. If you've given us the best years of your life, we don't want to see the worst!

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Woman on train with megaphone, "Oh Geoffrey I do so hate these long goodbyes!"

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

Social Networking or Death

“So much for Google Maps.”

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

"Someone went through my car!"

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

"It's the school run."

Hell has no wi-fi.

'I know there are a lot of Smiths about but is there a teeny-weeny chance we could be related?'