Home Reconnection Seeker Pillows

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'How's the water skiing?'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Working from Home.

A woman's work is never done!

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

House hunting is cruel.

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

Coronovirus dreams

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."