Disconnecting T-Shirts

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Please hold my calls."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

You're fired, Figby. If you've given us the best years of your life, we don't want to see the worst!

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

Class Reunion.

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

"Honey, I've got to get going, I'm still searching for the forest."

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

Hell has no wi-fi.

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones

"I just sent you a friend request."

"Dammit! - Can't get a signal..."

"Isn't this view amazing."