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My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Networking

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Have your people friend my people.

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"Have we e-met before?"

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

Man about to plug in 'Manufacturing' and 'Distribution' together

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

"I just invented the blog!"

Join my network?

'I'll put you on my blogroll if you put me on yours.'

I have 1035 Facebook friends. Do I have to send each one a holiday card?

'Social networking, huh? We used to call that a party line.'

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