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"I just invented the blog!"

"Hey, honey, remember me? Your husband?"

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

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Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

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"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

'We have the same pinterest.'

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

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Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

Have your people friend my people.

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

The Original Information Superhighway

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