Communication Connector Pillows

"I just invented the blog!"

"Hey, honey, remember me? Your husband?"

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My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

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"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

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"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

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"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'