Online Connector Pillows

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'How long have you been on Facebook?'

Man in pub puts on coat, saying to work colleagues: 'Must dash ... I want to spend some time on my social-networking sites.'

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

Internet dating may become addictive....

'I realize this may be the dumbest thing I've ever said, everyone will see it, but I want to post it anyway.'

Status update...

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Networking

HR - Helping Relationships

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"She looks just like in your photos."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"I still maintain an online presence."

Myspace then and now.

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"Not many here - but he was very popular on social media."