Connector Pro T-Shirts

Man about to plug in 'Manufacturing' and 'Distribution' together

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Networking

HR - Helping Relationships

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'We have the same pinterest.'

A man and a woman click together.

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

Have your people friend my people.

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'We met on Facebook and broke up on Twitter.'

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"I'll have to go, we've been talking for ages"

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.

"Have we e-met before?"

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Communication on a bus

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

"I just invented the blog!"

'You say you have people skills yet you have only two Facebook friends. I find that troubling.'

'Frank, I can't find my glasses, have you seen them?'

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"